Rohangrad Industries is the global leader in biotechnologies and defence technologies.
We are responsible for a number of innovations in a variety of fields, from genetically modified crops to giant orbital death rays. We bring these latest innovations to you, the consumer, at prohibitive expense and effort to further brighten the day of you and your minions.
Our global distribution networks allow you to bring your product to your consumers on time. Because at Rohangrad Industries, we know you care about your consumers, and if you care, we care.
The consultants from Rohangrad Industries are here to help you with ay range of problems that perhaps your current service provider may be too squeamish to undertake. You're a musix executive, but your cash cow of a rap star has gotten himself into a bind with the law by beatin' down on one of his "ho's". We can spring him from jail and sweep the whole thing under the carpet.
Speaking of carpet, another dead hooker in your multimllion penthouse/yacht/office freezer? Our clean up crews can come in, clean up and leave the whole place lemony fresh in a matter of hours.
Need to get out of the country fast? Rohangrad Industries' travel department can take you to the non-extradition destination of your choice, complete with new identity. (Additional fees applicable for "loved ones")
Whatever your needs, Rohangrad Industries cater to you. We bring all the love and care of a global transnational to give you a truly remarkable customer experience.
- Category:
- Biotechnology